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literallyrad:

literallyrad:

literallyrad:

literallyrad:

literallyrad:

im making friends with the netflix customer service guy

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aw troy

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how sweet of you 

I’M TALKING TO A DIFFERENT ONE AND TROY ASKED ABOTU ME

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I FOUND TROY AGAIN A DAY LATER AND HE’S GONNA HIRE ME AS HIS PERSONAL PUBLICIST 

plantvibes:

cute date idea: let me sleep in your bed for hours on end because I’m tired of being a person

platypus-in-a-bottle:

Pros and cons of dating me:

Pros:

  • dating

Cons:

  • me
so if Nicki wasn’t talking about Eiffel what tower was she talking about

zackisontumblr:

i have 3 moods:

  • skips every song on my ipod
  • lets the music play without interruption
  • plays the same song on repeat for days

plantkitten:

u have lips ….. i have lips …… interesting 

blackfemalepresident:

boy: youre cute
me: thanks breh
girl: youre cute
me: omg…. thank you so much omgggggg youre cute too omg!!!!!!

cosmo sex tip #669

raynarvaezjunior:

when you grab his shaft, yell “pull the lever kronk”

peniscruncher:

dusknoirs:

who was the asshole that decided tattoos looked unprofessional 

the generation that did is dying out so don’t worry