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gay8:

riddle me this atheists: if god isn’t real then who is inside the kleenex box pushing up the next tissue

tomthebluellama:

hellarat:

madmaninachair:

Do you ever memorize a person’s voice? Like you can construct a sentence in your mind that that person’s never said, and yet you hear them say it.

Is that a thing people can do?????????

yea 


3rd Grade Teacher:  Billy, what is your favorite vegetable?
Me:  Cannabis
3rd Grade Teacher:  Bruh
Me:  Bruh

revoult:

it’s getting really annoying how eating makes you gain weight

thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you.